Personalized Age Candle, Funny Birthday Gift for Women, Menopause Humor, Customizable Age Birthday Gift, Hot Flash Humor, 40th, 50th Bday, Any Age

Customize this candle with the age of your over-40 friend. This hilarious menopause candle is made for women navigating hot flashes, perimenopause, mood swings, mysterious weight redistribution, and the wildly glamorous journey known as midlife. Equal parts funny, relatable, and actually pretty enough to leave out on the counter. Designed for women who laugh so they don't cry. Because perimenopause may be temporary, but sarcasm is forever.

XX & hotter than ever, thanks to perimenopause: Customize age or name, ex: "56 & hotter than ever, thanks to perimenopause."

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PERFECT GIFT FOR:

Funny menopause gift
Birthday gift for women over 40 or 50
Funny hot flash gift
Perimenopause gift for friend
Funny coworker gift
"OMG this is SO you" best friend present

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CHOOSE YOUR SCENT & SARCASTIC PHRASE

~ Cedar Woods & Balsam - notes of exasperation and annoyance
~ Brown Sugar Praline - notes of judginess and eye rolls
~ Lavender Eucalyptus - notes of leave me alone and peaceful silence
~ Ocean Citrus - notes of exhaustion and brain fog
~ Paloma Grapefruit - notes of irritability and hot flashes
~ Warm Vanilla Bean - notes of cozy PJ's by 8 PM and me time
~ Unscented - notes of sensitivity to weird smells and loud chewing

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PRODUCT DETAILS

- 9 oz all natural soy candle
- Clean-burning wax
- Multiple scent options available
- Approximate burn time: 50-60 hours