Looking for the perfect funny menopause gift for a friend (or yourself)? This hilarious menopause candle is made for women navigating perimenopause, hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, exhaustion, and the wildly glamorous journey known as midlife. Equal parts funny, relatable, and actually pretty enough to leave out on the counter. Designed for women who laugh so they don’t cry. Because perimenopause may be temporary, but sarcasm is forever.
Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloaty, Foggy & Moody - The 7 Plagues of Perimenopause
Perfect as a: • Funny menopause gift • Perimenopause gift for friend • Birthday gift for women over 40 or 50 • Funny hot flash gift • White elephant or girls’ night gift • “OMG this is SO you” best friend present
Choose your scent:
• Cedar Woods & Balsam – notes of exasperation and annoyance • Brown Sugar Praline – notes of judginess and eye rolls • Lavender Eucalyptus – notes of leave me alone and peaceful silence • Ocean Citrus – notes of exhaustion and brain fog • Paloma Grapefruit – notes of irritability and hot flashes • Warm Vanilla Bean – notes of cozy PJ’s by 8 PM and me time • Unscented – notes of sensitivity to weird smells and loud chewing
PRODUCT DETAILS • 9 oz all natural soy candle • Clean-burning wax • Multiple scent options available • Approximate burn time: 60 hours
